10. Be a dumbass
9. Have no class
8. Be a drug addict
7. Sleep with Batista
6. Be a slut
5. Smell like cheap perfume and cigarrettes
4. Have no athletic skills let alone wrestling ability
3. Must have blonde hair
2. Lie about having children
1. Must have huge ridiculous BREAST IMPLANTS!!!!!!
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