Why is it that in a country where we pay people to figure out how fast a monkey turd can hit the ground as it falls from a tree, how many hairs the average gorilla sheds during the summer, how many pounds of gas the average elephant produces, how many years breast implants last…
…we still can’t seem to grasp the idea that schools should not serve children chilli nachos and french fries in a country where juvenile obesity and diabetes is at epidemic levels?
