what are the first 5 things you’ll recommend for him to do/buy? (hair implants/better wig is out of the question)
A haircut….
some shorts some cool shades a house on a remote island take a vacation get a pet
get a Rosie doll, no just kidding…
I’d be too busy stealing all his stuff and transferring all his spending money to my Swiss bank accounts.
Then, he’d come home to Trump Tower … and find it completely empty.
#1 loose the hair peice #2 get some cool wheel s #3 take a long trip #4 get a real house #5 quit acting like a @#$
1) Shave his head. He’d look better bald than wearing that dead animal on his noggin.
2) Get some intensive moisturizer for his face.
3) Wear something other than a suit once in a while…
4) Get something pierced, just for laughs…
5) Carry his baby around more…men look cute being all fatherly.
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