How can I look like a black girl?

May 23, 2011 Dr. Mike 18 comments

I want there lips,boobs,and butt I’m thinking of getting implants. I also tan alot and dyed my hair brown.
Shut it katrina Black chicks are hot!

causes hair loss alot, black chicks, hair brown, implants, lips

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Written by Starling about 1 year ago.

I knew you wished you looked like me!
Written by Mask of Elan about 1 year ago.

You can’t. You’re not that lucky.
Written by Taylor Small about 1 year ago.

You’d have to pull a reverse Micheal Jackson, my friend. Ask your doctor bout it.
Written by Sub Zero about 1 year ago.

You sicken me, why in the hell would you want to do that – for guys?

those guys will have sex with you give you viruses and throw you away. Seriously, natural beauty beats all surgery.

Why would you even want to look black, seriously if you want to, follow these simple steps:

1- go to a farm with pigs, wallow in their mud and filth
2- burn your hair
3- get someone to punch you in the lips a couple of times
4-Dat Ass yo, so hawt and Muh dik and shieetttt
Written by proud Kenyan about 1 year ago.

Well you can just get some work done (plastic surgery) like all the other White girls that want to look like us.
Written by NegritaBoricua Te Perdona about 1 year ago.

Take my picture to your surgeon.
Written by Katrina about 1 year ago.

Get a wide azz nose that stretches for miles, nappy dry hair that looks like it’s been sitting out in the sun the whole day, burnt skin and wear fake nails.
Written by KnowSomething about 1 year ago.

Contract re-vitiligo.
Written by Lynn about 1 year ago.

Good idea. Good luck
Written by I love Life.. about 1 year ago.

Why? Embrace who you are, not who you want to be.
Written by Spookie about 1 year ago.

You’re already black, troll.
Written by elizabeth about 1 year ago.

Just act like one and you will be black on the inside and white on the outside. and yes, you are right- black is beautiful.
Written by eyeluvme about 1 year ago.

ask your fathers girl
or the girl your man left you for
they will know because there black
Written by smooch bubble about 1 year ago.

Don’t go for surgery, do it the natural way through eating the right stuff etc… Don’t do anything to be like someone else, just do what you can to be the best you can be. Its awkward growing up with bigger or fuller body parts when all your friends are stick thin, you only grow into loving your body later on so I don’t know why people make such a big deal about it.
Written by The Guy about 1 year ago.

Why in the hell would you want to do that? Get an air pump to inflate your lips and ass, and tell someone to punch you in the nose really hard to get an ugly flat wide nose. Also pour clorox in your hair to burn it and strip it down to look kinky and dry and burned. That’s about it your good to go.
Written by M S about 1 year ago.

please accept what God gave you
we, Muslims, Submit
Written by Leotis about 1 year ago.

Everything Katrina said PLUS get pregnant, contract 2 or 3 STD’s, become a crackhead and sign up for government assistance. Oh, and grease yourself up real good with lard.
Written by Brunch about 1 year ago.

wow, you don’t hate us anymore? the Lord does indeed work in mysterious ways