There is a site that has a virtual girl (or guy) you can alter to look similar to you. Just run your mouse over the Hairstyles tab (at the top) & Choose a Model, face shape, & eye Color & it will take you to a free demo. There, you can alter the hair length, style & color as well. It even gives you instructions how to do the styles yourself! And, if you pay $15 you can upload your own picture. Do I sound like an info-mercial or WHAT?!?

A hat….???

Just don’t shave any more and see what happens.
Alternatively, go for a ‘Mexican bandit’ style moustache.
Funky…

I’m mostly bad too. The only alternative I’ve found that doesn’t look ridiculous is to have the barber trim it very short, like 1/2". It seems every one wants to leave the few remaining hairs on top longer than the rest and I have to tell them every time to cut them off too.

PS: I wear a beard.

i love bald guys. i don’t know what you would do with it other than grow it out?